big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

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shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

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mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

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i made a new friend on the plane

niggaimdeadass:

dis us

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this us actin crazy

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smooches to u hataz

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ewwww y’all ugly

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dis us sleep

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of course we cute

we black

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