big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

(via the-krusty-crew)

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

(via de4th-v4lley)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via de4th-v4lley)

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

(via thecaptainknots)

niggaimdeadass:

dis us

this us actin crazy

smooches to u hataz

ewwww y’all ugly

dis us sleep

of course we cute

we black

(via bearonstilts)